iPhone rejects our apps deeming inappropriate March 4, 2010
Posted by Mike in : Mike, Products , add a commentWell we got some iPhone apps out. Apple fucked us around a bit over “graphic images of a woman in a tight shirt” for our Insultiple Apps. Or as they said: “We’ve reviewed your application and determined that we cannot post this version of your iPhone application to the App Store because it contains objectionable content”. Nice Apple.
We resubmitted with said “PORN” removed and they accepted it after days of review…I’m sure they had to masturbate to it several times once they took their halo’s off.
They also rejected our “Tourettes with Audio” swearing app even though it was classified in the Adult over 18 group.
We are resubmitting this one as well, but with it toned down…we removed all the swear words one finds in Webster’s dictionary…cause I guess Webster does not actually undertand english and it’s just a pulp document of no real value.
The good news is we pulled out 3 more apps from the rejected swearing one. We made a PG version to follow the toned down swearing one and are co-branding the “Tourettes” as “Swearing with Audio” to find out which name people like, or dislike, more. It might do well in that there are over 7 million word combinations with my voice hollarin the words at you.
So it appears we have figured out what makes Apple tick, kinda up the the reviewer and what they deem appropriate and once the App is released they forget about it. Which is funny because our “Insultiple Deluxe” has the items that were rejected in our cheaper product. So if you want to see a shot of Salma Hayek in a t-shirt…a whopping 25 x 25 pixel image…spend $1 more and you can start your own porn site!
